Sean Kelly and Eddy Merckx didn't ride trikes! Major Taylor or Frank Kramer would be good subjects too. Or what about Lucien Juy dressed up as the devil? Perhaps Mr. Shimano would be a better devil. Maybe Georges Ronsse finishing the 1929 Paris Roubaix in second place, on foot, carrying a broken bike on on his back? We're just going to have to get lots of different t-shirts.