Sorry, gang, I can't help it. When I was discussing the "mojo" thread with my sweetie, she really liked the "faux mojo" concept. Then she created a monster by asking, "why isn't it just shortened to 'fauxjo?' "
Indeed. Which led to some other terms, including -
Toejo - when one's mojo is all in one's feet Gojo - when one's mojo makes one speedy and swift - Eddy M. had Gojo. Slojo - when one's mojo induces the state of, "I am built for comfort/I ain't built for speed" Grojo - an expansive mojo; a swelling mojo Flowjo - when one's mojo is a steady rollin' thang Rojo - when one's mojo is either Spanish-speaking, red, or both Snojo - mojo displayed in wool leg and arm warmers Crowjo - a warning sign indicating that one is losing one's mojo, displayed when someone foolishly begins to boast of their mojo, thus depriving him/herself of same
Vaguely classic content - Rene Herse was at his best about the time Muddy Waters was singing "Got my Mojo Workin'," and while Bo Diddley was singing about having a mojo hand and a graveyard mind ...
Russ Fitzgerald
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