Damn it John!
I wish you would give me more notice for these friggin' meetings. You know I have to SWIM there! I know, I get to cut through the Panama Canal; but don't forget I've got this Cinelli track bike on my back. You GOTTA see this baby with the 148 inch gear! It's the SEXIEST track bike on the planet (well maybe not) but you will blow a gasket, I swear!
Is there a boat ramp near there somewhere that I can use to get out of the water? Chances are I will be a little bit tired. You know some girl had her arm bit off by a shark in Hawaii the other day, don't you? I hope you appreciate what I'm going through for you. That steak had better be worth it; and I think I'll have my beer warm thank you. The water is getting a bit chilly this time of year.
The next meeting I'm going to crawl there backwards on my hands and knees; any chance you might reconsider an even SHORTER notice next time? Give it some thought. More notice please.
Brian Baylis
La Mesa, CA