[CR]Baron's tale of woe

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Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 22:01:19 +0900
From: "Dennis Young" <mail@woodworkingboy.com>
To: <classicrendezvous@bikelist.org>, <info@renaissance-cycles.com>
In-Reply-To: <CATFOOD7PeGbPn6U9Be00000df5@catfood.nt.phred.org>
Subject: [CR]Baron's tale of woe

I have goggles and a pair of speedos, where is that bridge the Cinelli got tossed over? On this side of the pond, exploring muddy waters is a better alternative than paying megabucks for a Cinelli.

Dennis Young Hotaka, Japan


>> Where do all these bikes disappear to?
>>
>> Angel Garcia
>> Long Valley, NJ
>>
>>
>
> Passed onto the kids. Or!....Geeze honey I think you'll look nice on this
> bike. Buys it for her, she rides it around
> the block and say it huts my behind...........Ok, we'll get a new saddle!
> Bike sits and waits for that new saddle
> 2 years later it's now in the swampy basement, rat climbing all over it. Mom
> hangs some cloths on it to
> dry...........And the kid says, hey mom where my pants, oh it's on the bike
> in the basement. Kid goes down
> stairs grabs his pants and says! Hey cool bike maybe I'll try it out, takes
> it out to the corner store for a candy bar.
> Kid goes in and out but the bike is gone!....He thinks oh what the hell
> nobody was using it, so no big deal!
> He gets home and POP say where's the bike! The kid say, what bike, I don't
> know what you're talking about? Honey where's the bike, she said ask Johnny
> I told him his pants was on the bike, maybe he knows. Dad say, mom said to
> ask you. So where is it? He tells the truth, OK!........You're
> grounded...........kid who stole the bike say oh %&^ I got to change the
> color, here comes the rattle can paints everthing less the handle bar
> tape!............Rides it and trashes the thing,
> gets a flat tire trys to patch it but only to find out! Hey where's the
> tube?.....Ok! Now he grabs a wheel from the huffy
> on the side of the house............Rides it until it's almost
> dead!.........Wheels are wobbling with broken spokes
> so bad that he can't ride the darn thing over the bridge!.......Sh*% I've
> had it with this bike! Great! Bridge
> water,......................Over it
> goes!.................Splash!.............Kid walks away wondering where is
> he going to find
> that next bike?..................Watch out, it might be yours.
>
> BC
> Baron C.................And the gang..............Pulling the long weekend!