Re: [CR]Subject: Bike Count aka Spousal Disinformation Poll

(Example: Racing:Wayne Stetina)

From: "Stephen Barner" <steve@sburl.com>
To: <classicrendezvous@bikelist.org>
References: <MONKEYFOODDIEfmfNyk00000cff@monkeyfood.nt.phred.org>
Subject: Re: [CR]Subject: Bike Count aka Spousal Disinformation Poll
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 13:31:15 -0400


A few days ago I learned that a co-worker, we'll call him "Frank," had been playing around with another woman and had been ratted out to his wife by someone in the know. Meanwhile, my lovely spouse became "informed" that I had received an inordinate number of boxes at work that seemed to have nothing to do with department purchases. I have to tell you, I'm in much deeper doo-doo than Frank seems to be.

Anyone know a floozie with loose morals who can help me get out of this mess?

Steve Barner, "She's got to have some pretty low standards..." Bolton, Vermont


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> Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 18:10:47 -0700 (PDT)

\r?\n> From: Raymond Dobbins <raydobbins2003@yahoo.com>

\r?\n> To: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org

\r?\n> Subject: [CR]Subject: Bike Count aka Spousal Disinformation Poll

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\r?\n> familiar scene # 1 - a garage, basement or den in anytown, usa

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\r?\n> [spouse walks in on cr list member working on a bike. the bike was

\r?\n> delivered by ups to the list member's workplace. the cr list member

\r?\n> brought it home and unpacked it while the spouse was out of the house,

\r?\n> and just finished stashing the box in another part of the house]

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\r?\n> spouse: is that a new bike?

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\r?\n> cr list member: nah, it was here.

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\r?\n> spouse: really? i don't remember it. when did you get it?

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\r?\n> cr list member: i dunno, we've had it, just haven't ridden it in a

\r?\n> while...so your sister's coming to town, huh? when is that? haven't

\r?\n> seen her in a while, huh?

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\r?\n> familiar scene #2 - conversation at a restaurant between a cr list

\r?\n> member and spouse, and the sister from out of town

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\r?\n> sister: so, how many bikes do you have now?

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\r?\n> cr list member: i dunno, 10 or 12

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\r?\n> spouse: i thought you had more than that.

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\r?\n> cr list member: maybe for 14, i'm not sure

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\r?\n> spouse: you have more than that

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\r?\n> cr list member: around that, yeah, i have to count them again...so

\r?\n> when was the last time you were here?

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\r?\n> no poll needs to be taken. i'm sure that all of us with more than 10

\r?\n> bikes have gone through situations like the ones above.

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\r?\n> hope you enjoyed it.

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\r?\n> ray dobbins

\r?\n> miami, florida