> From: Dennis Young <email@example.com>
> In England, didn't it much use to be that just about every place was closed
> down on sunday, except for the tea shops? Not much else to do but ride a
> bike or watch the tele.
> If you have a English theme at the cirque, for the appropriate atmosphere
> try to time it with the part of the year that has the worst weather, and eat
> at restaurants that require massive ampounts of salt and pepper to bring the
> dishes up to tastes like anything food (excluding scones with clotted cream
> and strawberries).
I don't think everything closed. It was probably just the case that you couldn't fit a big American mouth or a fat American ass through the doors of these shops, built as they were for the more streamlined British figure. ;-)
Bruce, continuing the nationalistic stereotyping in