He may have to psych himself for it by drinking an entire bottle of Masi wine beforehand.
Regards,
Jerry Moos Houston, TX
Taz Taylor <taztaylor@mindspring.com> wrote: Ohmagod! Okay - I'll donate/bid $20.00 right now for Pergolizzi to sing th is at the next Cirque auction!
- Taz in ATL
Taz Taylor East Point, GA
Date: Sun, 8 May 2005 21:03:48 -0700 (PDT) From: John Barry To: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org Subject: [CR]Suffering From Masi-itis Message: 13
I haven't even been a list member for a year yet - don't even own a Masi - but all this talk is really taking a toll on me.
My apologies in advance to any of Dean Martin's surviving family members, and to any list members who are prone to take things seriously.
"That's a Masi" (roughly to the tune of "That's Amore")
When some steel flashes by, And it catches my eye, Thats a Masi. When the paint is quite thin, But the ride makes me grin, Thats a Masi.
The champs tube reads Peugeot, But I know its not so, Its a Masi. Whether Simpson or Merckx, Top pros all had their quirks, They rode Masi.
If they won a big race, I can see on their face, Its a Masi. Lets go back through the books, Well all take second looks, For a Masi.
See the boss on that tube, Do you think Im a Rube? Thats a Masi. I can sound rather smug, When I say Check the lug. Thats a Masi.
Koppi rolls into Brest, On a frame thats celeste, I say Masi. Raas wins on his Team Pro, But I say its not so Its a Masi.
Ignore those curly stays, See that bright orange blaze, Thats a Masi. That Colnagos a fake, Just compare the fork rake, Thats a Masi.
Greg LeMond gave a thrill, His Gitane was a shill, Its a Masi. And when Lance took the stand, My response sounded canned, See? A Masi.
When man went to the moon, I went into in a swoon, For their Masi. Will Schumaker be next? His car just a pretext? No its Masi.
It is so out of hand, There is no other brand, Only Masi. Orange, red, black or blue, My hearts steadfastly true, To my Masi.
But I think I need help, So the next time I yelp, About Masi. Go ahead, be a pain, Verify that Im sane, Ill say grazie.
Hope you all kept out of trouble on Mother's Day.
John Barry
Mechanicsburg, PA