Peter,
I think you have a great idea there, but I have some concerns.... How do I know that you won't fondle and look at my "girls" without me. I know that you do not "horde bikes" for yourself, so maybe it would be too much temptation to just sneak out in the middle of night and try to woo one of them with a can of your Framesaver....
Also, being so far away, can I trust that you will not allow others to touch and fondle my babies. I know you will do anything for money, and I would hate to have you turn into a pimp. The thought of a creepy,fat and smelly guy drooling on my precious "girls" will keep me up at night...
With tongue firmly planted in cheek,
Chuck Schlesinger
San Diego, CA