Maybe on the floor ??
"They guy I got [This 54cm Gold ALAN Frameset] from had convinced his wife to let him bring it into the house by making it into a side table!!
Towards that end he made two simple stands for the bottom and [he rested a] big heavy piece of glass for the top! [ taped bars and saddle support the glass ]. If you want to come out and collect the bike you can have the glass for free but I am NOT going to ship the glass."
- Don Gillies
San Diego, CA