To any listmember that thinks this is an actual submission by me - I can assure you that it is not. The below bears a different email address. I am all for a good joke but please in the future sign your own name and not mine to it. I believe that Dale has list rules that prohibit anyone from this kind of tom foolery.
Garth Libre in Miami Florida USA
This is the forged quote:
As to any list member who thinks it anal and potentially homo to build wheels, take it from a South Floridian who knows. I begin my highly ritualized affair by rolling my person in the droppings of the Dung Beetle. As all good listers should know, the Dung Beetle deposits powerful insect sperm in its droppings before rolling them into a dung heep. I then wrip off whatever shirt I am wearing with bear hands and incisors only. I do the same to my shoes, pants and socks. I wear no underwear several days before I build wheels in anticipation of the blessed event. I use latex paint and nipple cream on my average wheels. For the superfast man of steel on a steel steed, I use my own man seed which tends to flow in copious amounts when properly flagellated by a good hard tension-o-meter. Often the wheel building will stretch into the morning hours where you'll then find me sated, bronzed and a build to behold.
Viva La Flambe,
Garth Libre in Miami Florida USA