Re: [CR] Ho Ho Ho from the Bisbee Bicycle Brothel!

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From: "ternst" <ternst1@cox.net>
To: Ken Wallace <kwallace@cableone.net>, CLASSIC RENDEZVOUS <classicrendezvous@bikelist.org>
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Date: Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:49:06 -0800
Subject: Re: [CR] Ho Ho Ho from the Bisbee Bicycle Brothel!


In light of the good spirit, glad that no one is too upright-tight. If I remember correctly the main Cathedral in Amsterdam is right adjacent and for all purposes connected to the well reknowned Red Light District. When my wife and I visited many Cathedrals around the continent we asked why a red light was lit. Answer: It's a signal/sign that God was present. In "light" of that and the Amsterdam demographic, what is one to conclude?? So, Ken Wallace and his quaint tongue in cheek historic is hardly cause to be hysteric. Tolerance is a Cardinal virtue. But then who cares if the Cardinal is virtuous? Ho-de-Ho-Ho, and the best of all the Season and those to come always.
Ted Ernst
Palos Verdes Estates
CA, USA


----- Original Message -----
From: Ken Wallace
To: CLASSIC RENDEZVOUS
Sent: Sunday, December 20, 2009 6:30 PM
Subject: [CR] Ho Ho Ho from the Bisbee Bicycle Brothel!



>I have been back in North Carolina visiting my 91 year old father and
>recuperating from having 3 stents inserted in my heart. They wanted to
>use titanium but I insisted on Reynolds 531! I had though that a 600 mile
>bike tour over to Big Bend would be the ultimate stress test. Boy, was I
>wrong. Finished with flying colors only to have the heart issue crop up a
>few months later.
>
> I have read with interest the comments about the shop name. I have
> enormous respect for Harvey (and Dale) and never intended to offend.
> Several of you have pointed out the uniqueness of Bisbee and the Old
> West. For a bit of history, my first shop was in a building that
> formerly housed a brothel upstairs, but the space I was in had been the
> Jehovah's Witnesses Kingdom Hall (probably not a good basis for a name).
> Out west, the line between the sacred and profane is not always a bright
> line. My new location is in the oldest hotel in the county in a space
> occupied from 1920-1941 by the Old French Kitchen. And I can assure you
> that sex has also been sold in this building as well.
>
> Being a college English major and fond of alliteration, and in light of
> my location on Brewery Gulch, the most notorius street in the history of
> Arizona, the name seemed right. Plus, I had many lovely ladies to be
> visited. And the name lent itself to some good slogans: "Pedal Your Ass
> at Our Place" and "The Best Little Wheelhouse in Arizona." Our logo is
> an 1885 photo of a naked woman on a high wheeler, but I discretely
> covered her dainty bits with the shop name. I'm no cad.
>
> As a side note, remember that many of the houses of ill repute were owned
> and operated by women who were frequently leading citizens in these Old
> West towns. In Bisbee, Madame Mabel was famous for her operation on
> Brewery Gulch.
>
> If any of you would like a T shirt, I have them in black or white with
> the shop logo on the back. I also have T shirts that have a heart, a
> peace sign, the letter N and the words bicycle grease (Love, Peace and
> Bicycle Grease) on the back. Either one for $20 delivered by USPS
> Priority Mail. Let me now and I will send them out, and when you receive
> it, you can send me a check.
>
> I also have caps in black or charcoal with a Rene Herse porteur on the
> front and "Best Little Wheelhouse in AZ on the rear ($22 Priority Mail).
>
> Wishing everyone a wonderful holiday season. Come visit the shop if you
> get a chance. We are open on weekends but will be glad to open other
> times if you call. Where else will you find a complete bar with the
> finest bourbon on top of a Campy tool kit, as well a great British ales
> and stouts (and for free to CR'ers). You can enjoy your drink out back
> in the Zen garden in front of the fountain created by the famous Concrete
> Dick (or, as the vicar's wife called him, Cement Richard).
>
> Ken
>
> Ken Wallace, Proprietor
> Bisbee Bicycle Brothel
> 43 Brewery Ave.
> in the Silver King Hotel
> PO Box 1194
> Bisbee, AZ 85603
> USA
> (520) 236-4855 (cell)
> http://www.bisbeebicyclebrothel.com