I love my wife, I truly do, I let her have my children and give her money for the niceties of life like food and clothing, I mean , how many non working wives have 2 pairs of shoes?
When the weather is cold I let her lay down in front of the door as a draught excluder, and I never complain if she drops a log on my foot on the way to the fire. And when she wanted to take up pole dancing at 66, who was I to stand in her way, I even offered to pay people to go to the first night, Wasnt my fault there was thick snow and a power cut.
Then, just because I wanted to spend a thousand bucks on a new frame, she started to crib that she only had I dress and she left that at the pole. I sent her with some charity tokens to the charity shop for aa replacement. Some people are just never grateful.
I re arranged her initials from W D C [Winifred Dorothy Carter], to D C W which relates to the apt Disagreeable Cleaning Woman, Im sure we all know one.
[In case you read this my sweet one, its just another of Daddies silly jokes,Darling? Sweety, Let me in .Please ,its cold out here in the shed with these silly bikes......honest.....pleeeeeaaaaase.......!]