Does she have any sisters?
Ken Wallace, Proprietor Bisbee Bicycle Brothel 43 Brewery Ave. in the Silver King Hotel PO Box 1194 Bisbee, AZ 85603 USA (520) 236-4855 (cell) http://www.bisbeebicyclebrothel.com
On Jan 28, 2010, at 12:55 PM, W PAUL PATZKOWSKY wrote:
>
> This topic has been around several times. It once started when a
> list member confessed that he was hiding a bike in his van until he
> figured out how to sneek it into the house. My wife stipulates that
> the bills be paid first , that the the savings account show a
> positive growth curve, money goes into the offering plate and "You
> make sure that you are riding every one of them.".
>
>
>
> Paul Patzkowsky
>
> Longmont, Colorado
>
>> From: jefflaw@msn.com
>> To: classicrendezvous@bikelist.org
>> Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:47:50 -0500
>> Subject: [CR] CR: True Appreciation of the real...
>>
>>
>> "Have you ever:
>> 1. requested the package NOT say anything about bikes on it
>> 2. had a frame sent to a trusted friends house
>> 3. kept a watchful eye for the delivery personnel
>> 4. used rationalizations about investments and value (to no effect)
>> 5. lied by telling her you can probably make some money at it"
>>
>> 1) Yes
>> 2) No...but I've had plenty of stuff delivered to my office.
>> 3) Yes...& check the UPS/FedEx tracking website every 10 minutes.
>> 4 & 5) Yes to both, BUT she usually responds with something to the
>> effect that I better sell something
>> NOW because she wants to use the money for something frivolous like
>> food or rent.
>>
>> Also, have your ever:
>> A) Hidden stuff in the basement, only to bring it out when your
>> wife is out of the house
>> picking up the monthly welfare check & food stamps?
>> B) Told your wife that you're changing your will to specify that
>> your NOS Campy NR grouppo goes to a fellow CR
>> devotee with the stipulation that it will be mounted on a 60's
>> Cinelli?
>> C) Rec'd a nasty look from your wife when you suggest that instead
>> of going on a cruise for your 30th wedding
>> anniversary, that she might want to consider visiting Leesburg, VA
>> the first weekend of June.
>>
>> Jeff Holt
>> West Deptford, NJ
>> USA