Dear Good Sir Colin,
I do hope you do not leave the list. Although even the digest version piles up quickly, there be gold in them there hills.
I am simply amazed to know you would be here, and I practically fell out of my chair laughing at your last joke(s). Do please, good sir, choose not to leave.
Every now and then, someone steps in it or goes off on a screed. Nevermind.
Everyone means well here. Benefit of the doubt a good general rule.